No horse has been shorter odds for this race since Nijinsky, four decades ago, and you could hardly call Frankel value. It was only a year ago, after all, that another outstanding juvenile started hot favourite here before labouring into sixth. St Nicholas Abbey resurfaced for the first time since at the Curragh earlier this month, finishing third of six at 4 11.

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